THE WHITE SOX HAVE SIGNED TONY CAMPANA

I have no idea why, and I have no idea if it's a Major League deal or a minor league deal (Update: it's a minor league deal with a spring training invite), but based upon this tweet it looks like the White Sox have signed Tony Campana.

Excited for the new opportunity with White Sox organization!
— Tony Campana (@Tcampana_24) November 28, 2014

Campana has made a career out of being tiny, fast and not very good at hitting the baseball. I sincerely hope he helps the Charlotte Knights win an International League title.